Disclaimer

1. GlacierValley Health does not claim to be a real medical company; this page was made purely for satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. Please do not attempt to contact us besides through our email at glaciervalleyhealth@gmail.com. Do not attempt to procure legitimate mental help with the use of our services; We are not a real medical company and will not be able to help you. If you need help, contact us using the email stated above - do not besiege the given email, as it is run by a single human and could not be automated.


2. GlacierValley Health does not have any association with any veritable medical companies and does not have any hospital locations. The location given in the footer was random - you should not attempt to legitimately find one of our hospitals.


3. GlacierValley Health does not have any affiliations with potential medical corporations of the same name. Do not assume that by contacting us, you will be reaching them; doing so will not lead you to the other company, and we likely will not respond.


4. GlacierValley Health is entirely satirical; this website is made to be taken humorously. Any and all things said are meant to be comedic, and should not be taken personally. If something on this website offends you, please let us know at glaciervalleyhealth@gmail.com.